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I dig it, ok? Slow moves, deep pressure—happy as hell when it hits right. But sloppy amateurs? Pisses me off—wasted time, no skill. Learned this trick once—Thailand, 2010, chick used elbows, cracked my spine good. “You’re all I have left,” I muttered, half-joking, half-high on endorphins. Little known fact: Japan’s got “nurugel,” slippery as fuck, seaweed slime shit—surprised me, weirdly hot.

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