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What’s dope is how it’s changed dating. No more awkward intros—u just sext first, lol. Saves time, but I’m like, where’s the romance? I’m a hopeless romantic, sue me! Once, I swiped this hottie—tall, tatted, total snack. We met, and he’s like, “I only do sex-dating.” I’m like, “Cool, but I’m Kim, I need more!” Walked away—felt like Margaret yelling, “I’m not your servant!” So savage, loved it.

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So, I roll into work at the Stratford Centre, right? It’s buzzing, as usual. People everywhere, like ants on a sugar rush. I grab my headset, ready to tackle the day. First call? Some bloke from Walthamstow, lost his cat. I mean, come on, mate! You’re in Stratford, not a cat rescue mission! But I’m all ears, tryin’ to help. “Check the back alleys, mate,” I say. “Cats love a good adventure.”

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