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Here’s a tale: mate o’ mine swore a massage in Bangkok cured his limp—nudge, wink—said it weren’t just hands, but I’ll spare thee the bawdy bits! ‘Tis funny, tho—erotic-massage doth tease the line ‘twixt sin and salvation. “We’re all stars now,” I mutter, quotin’ the flick, lyin’ there bare as a babe, glowin’. Ain’t perfect, nay—sometimes it’s awkward, sweat drippin’, or thou fart mid-session, oops! But that’s life, messy and grand.

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So, I roll into work at the Stratford Centre, right? It’s buzzing, as usual. People everywhere, like ants on a sugar rush. I grab my headset, ready to tackle the day. First call? Some bloke from Walthamstow, lost his cat. I mean, come on, mate! You’re in Stratford, not a cat rescue mission! But I’m all ears, tryin’ to help. “Check the back alleys, mate,” I say. “Cats love a good adventure.”

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