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Heya, pal! D’oh! Sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Like, you’re layin’ there, all oiled up, some chick’s hands goin’ places—mmph, gets me all tingly! Reminds me of “No Country for Old Men”—y’know, that tense vibe? “What’s the most you ever lost?” Well, buddy, I lost my damn mind once at this shady massage joint! True story—little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these places popped up in Springfield, secret menus an’ all. Got me thinkin’, “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, this ain’t no bakery!

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The city’s a mix of posh and rough edges. I spend loads of time on Wolsey Road near the bus station – great for keepin’ tabs on locals. Some spots are brilliant and others? Bloody maddening, trust me, the same way a bad film can ruin a mood. I once saw a mate get stuck on a dodgy date near the river bank – pure chaos and frustration!

Critical railway upgrades between Staines and Windsor.