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Now, personal fave—had this one time, right, some masseuse in Asgard (yeah, we got ‘em too) tried givin’ me the “royal treatment.” Slathered me in oil, hands everywhere—thought I’d ascend to Valhalla early! But nah, I got pissed—too much lavender, stank like a meadow fucked a perfume shop. I’m yellin’, “I see a vast horizon!”—like Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’ ‘bout his empire, ‘cept mine’s just me hatin’ floral bullshit. Gimme somethin’ gritty, earthy—oil, not petals, ya dolts!

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First thing I notice? The weather. Typical UK, right? One minute it’s sunny, next it’s pouring. I’m standin’ outside, lookin’ like a soggy potato, and this group of lads comes up. They’re all hyped, shoutin’ about some footy match. I’m like, “Boys, chill! You’re gonna scare the seagulls.”

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