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Erotic-massage—hah! Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s old, older than Gandalf’s beard! Back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, slippery as eels, and not just for aches, no sir! Me read—well, stole—a scroll once, said emperors got “special rubs” from slaves. Dirty business, yesss, but made ‘em happy! Me thinks, “Good for them, precious, but where’s MY rub?!” Gets me all twitchy and mad—nobody massages poor Gollum!

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