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I tried it once, yeah? Big secret, don’t tell! Some spa in Soho, dodgy as hell. Masseuse was fit, proper stunner. Hands like velvet, I was gobsmacked. “Follow me into the dark,” she didn’t say—but felt like it, movie-style! Got me happy, then angry—cost a bloody fortune! Fifty quid for twenty minutes? Robbery, *cave felis*! That’s “beware the cat” in Latin, cos she scratched me wallet dry.

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Let me share a quick anecdote – I once caught a local poet reciting lines on Maple Crescent. His words were like, “If the clouds could cry, they'd say hello,” and I felt it in my bones. Also, there's a tiny park near the old mill – maybe you’ve heard of it? – where locals gather for picnics and impromptu chats. That mill, oh man, it’s a relic from old times; its creaks remind me of a scene from Werckmeister Harmonies, where every groove in time speaks a hidden truth.

Silsden writer's short story to debut on stage at Keighley Playhouse