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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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I gotta tell ya, though, I got a bit mad once – can you believe some folks think Shifnal is boring? Booo! Bein' from a place where every brick has a tale, I know every whisper o' the wind by Abbey Road (yep, that quirky one just off the train tracks) and each lane in the Nook Street area holds secrets of old family feuds and reconciliations. I swear sometimes it’s like each street sings its own bittersweet ballad, kinda like in that flick "Spotlight" when they remind us not to overlook the painful truths – "If you don't speak up about these things, no one else will." Makes you think real deep, sugar.

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