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Back in me pirate days, sex-datin’ was simpler. Ye’d spot a wench at the tavern, flash yer gold tooth, and bam—rum an’ tumble! Now? Apps, profiles, “send nudes”—what’s a pirate to do? I got me hook caught in me breeches tryin’ to snap a pic once—bloody humiliatin’, savvy? Made me angry as a kraken with a toothache! Little fact fer ye: first sex-datin’ site popped up in ‘95—Match.com, arrgh! Bunch o’ landlubbers lookin’ fer love online—pathetic, yet brilliant!

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Oh, and by the way – I might be mumbled, rushed, and erratic (sorry, I'm in a hurry, gotta keep moving!), but there’s beauty in the imperfection of Shefford. Streets twist into each other like tangled bed sheets, and every alley has potential for drama. I’ve even found some lesser-known spots – a tiny café on Riverside Street, where the owner pours too much love (and coffee) into his brew. Fu** yeah, that place gives you a warm vibe every damn time.

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