Sadie Seaton Delaval Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, yah, sexual-massage – it’s old, like ancient old. Greeks, dey did it, called it “anatripsis” – fancy, huh? Rubbin’ da body to “heal”. Pfft, heal my gears! I tink dey just liked da naughty bits. Me? I’m sittin’ here, tinkin’ – Lightbulb! – it’s half mechanic work, half… uh, “personal tune-up”. Ya get da sore back, da tight nuts – err, muscles – and bam, some chick’s kneadin’ ya like dough. Happy? Yah, till da bill hits – den I’m mad as hell! Fifty bucks for a slippery hand? Robbery!

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You start at Seaton Delaval Hall – a proper National Trust beauty. Crazy place, real Oscar-worthy architecture. I used to wander there, thinkin' “I’m a romantic, I’m a gambler on love” – imagine a Wes Anderson scene with crisp symmetry and pastel skies. That spot always reminds me, like, "everything is composed, nothing is arbitrary!" Classic.

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