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So, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a tease. Hands sliding about, oils everywhere, and I’m sat here signing to meself, “What’s this poncey nonsense?” Little known fact, right—back in the 80s, some geezer in Thailand got busted cos his “massage parlour” was just a front for a right naughty racket. True story! Coppers stormed in, found more than sore backs, I’ll tell ya. Makes me chuckle, that—imagine the cop’s face, “Oi, you ain’t kneading dough here, mate!”

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Have you seen the parks? There's Seaham Park near the river Tyne—or is that the River Derwent? Eh, details, right? I always wander off to that tiny patch near Beacon Hill, sit, and think life’s bizarre, like a cartoon. I even got a tattoo of a little clown fish somewhere... maybe on my left wrist.

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