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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me wine, thinkin’ – these girls, they’re like Alien in *Spring Breakers*, all wild and “I’m tired of seein’ the same thing!” – unpredictable, mad as a bag of cats. Gets me blood boilin’ when some poncey lord hires one and acts like he’s king of the world. Mate, you paid for it, calm yer tits! Once heard a story – this escort in Lys, yeah, she nicked a bloke’s whole treasury mid-bang, left him starkers and skint. Laughed me arse off, I did – clever bitch, that one. Surprised me, coz usually they’re all “ooh, m’lord” and battin’ lashes, but nah, she went full savage.

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Scunthorpe’s streets are a mixed bag, lemme tell ya. You got High Street neat and tidy, but man, don't get me started on the rough 'n tumble bits near Eastmoor Road – those nooks got stories! I was relaxin’ on a busy Friday when all them local characters were arguin' outside the butchers shop on St. John's Street. It made me laugh out loud, real life drama, ya know?

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