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Me fave movie, “Almost Famous,” got that line – “You’ll meet them all again on the long journey to the middle!” – and sexual-massage feels like that, a weird trip. Ya think it’s all sexy, happy vibes, but nah, sometimes it’s awkward as hell. Once heard this story – bloke paid 200 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash instead! We laughed, yesss, proper cackle! We hates it when it goes wrong like that – false promises, grrr!

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Aight, lemme wrap this madness up: Sale's a mad mix, full of raw energy, gritty charm, and a proper dose of cheek. I been scratchin’ and massagin’ all over these streets, feelin’ every bump and vibe. Remember, "You never know what's coming" – like in that flick No Country for Old Men, innit?

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