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Little factoid for ya—Victorians, prudish twats, secretly loved “massage parlors.” Hypocrites! Hid it behind “medical treatment”—wink, nudge. Makes me wanna slap a lord. But here’s the kicker: done right, erotic-massage hits nerves you didn’t know existed. Mate o’ mine swore it “unlocked his chi.” Chi my arse—he just liked the view. Still, I get it—tension melts, you’re floatin’, like Alfred patchin’ up Batman after a brawl. “Why do we fall, sir?” To get rubbed up proper, ya git!

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Go for the full works with an all-over body massage in St. Andrews. Prices start at £39, with sessions taking around 1 hour on average. We've scheduled 1 billion appointments globally for .

St Andrews is like a huge mosaic of quirky streets and hidden gems. Take Hope Street, for instance – it's kinda like your go-to for a chill stroll. I love leanin’ by the café on Market Lane, sippin' my brew and watchin’ families gather. You feel the vibe, you know? And then there's the Old Cathedral ruins – so emotional, so raw. It reminds me so much of those bittersweet intros from "Inside Out" – like, when Joy meets Sadness in the same moment, wow!

Pictures from St Andrews University May Day Dip