Layla Saffron Walden Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage—where do I start, mate? It’s all candles, dim lights, weird music—like, who’s got time for that? Makes me twitchy, all them hands slidin’ round. Once heard this story—dunno if it’s true—this bloke in Thailand, 1970s, gets an erotic-massage, right? Turns out, the masseuse was a spy, diggin’ for secrets while kneadin’ his arse! Little known fact, that—massage parlors used to be spy hubs. Dodgy as hell! Gets me proper mad—can’t trust nobody, can ya?

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Reflexology and Massage Treatments by SJ Serene, Saffron Walden. Relaxing, therapeutic treatments for your body and mind.

I’ve got a fav hideaway—wrong turn off Lindley Lane, this little back alley cafe where the cappuccinos are divine, and the gossip flows like cheap whiskey. Heck, I once had a client spill her life story—funniest, saddest tale ever, like the scene in that flick, “Stories We Tell”. Can’t forget my own quirks either; I sometimes write silly love notes for my regulars, just so they remember, ya know?

Busy Saffron Walden road set to be closed as part of 2 months of roadworks