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Oi, ever tried it yerself? I did, once – clumsy as a troll, spilt oil everywhere, lass laughed her arse off. “This is not a gift, it’s a curse!” I yelled, quotin’ Gusteau from *Ratatouille*. Still, felt like a king after. Pro tip: warm the oil, ya muppet, cold hands kill the mood! And don’t be shy – it’s all about trust, lettin’ go, like Remy trustin’ Linguini in the kitchen.

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I’m sippin’ my coffee, walkin’ down the street, and I see this massive traffic jam on Brighton Road. Like, what’s new? It’s Purley, after all. But then I spot this dude in a bright yellow jacket, waving his arms like he’s directing a symphony. Turns out, he’s just a road worker trying to fix a pothole. A pothole! In Purley! I mean, come on, it’s like a rite of passage for roads here.

Josh Barrie's bacon and eggs: The Class Café, Purley