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Humor in this? Oh, plenty! Candy once told me—get this—she scared off a john with a fake STD story. “Herpes deluxe,” she called it—had me cacklin’! Sarcasm drippin’ like, “Yeah, pal, enjoy that rash!” Love that grit, that spark. Whores ain’t just sad tales—they’re fighters, jokers, survivors. Like Fincher’s flick—grubby, real, messy. “I need to know who he is,” Gyllenhaal says—me, I need to know *her*. Whores got layers, folks—peel ‘em slow. What’s your take? Curious ol’ Larry wants to hear!

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First stop? The High Street. You know, the one with all the shops and that dodgy kebab place. I swear, if I see one more rat scurryin’ outta there, I’m gonna lose it. So, I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ me own business, when I spot this massive rat. I mean, this thing was the size of a small dog! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need today.”

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