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Oh, and the oils—slippery as my evil plans! Smelled like coconut and somethin’ spicy—drove me wild. Pro tip: don’t go cheap on the oil, ya cheapskate, or it’s like rubbin’ sandpaper on ya back. Ever try it yourself? Hilarious—me and Mini-Me tried givin’ each other one once. Disaster! Looked like two drunk walruses floppin’ around—oil everywhere, zero chill. *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”*

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I manage to get the bucket back, and the kid’s face lights up. I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, I realize I’ve lost track of time. I’ve got a meeting at the church on Main Street. I sprint back, sand everywhere, looking like a hot mess.

Portrush Adelphi Hotel to open its doors from April 21, 2025