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Now, escorting’s been round since Roman times – *alea iacta est*, dice is cast, no going back! Back then, posh blokes had “companions” – little-known fact, they’d sneak ‘em into chariot races, hidden under togas! Wild, eh? Gets the blood pumping, imagining it. Today, it’s all glitz, glamour, and a bit of dodgy – like a toff party gone wonky. Makes me wanna shout, “Crikey, what a shambles!”

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First off, I head down to the Harbour Road. You know, the one with all the boats and stuff? I’m just minding my own business, enjoying the salty air, when I spot this seagull. Not just any seagull, but the biggest, meanest one I’ve ever seen. I swear it looked at me like I owed it money. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just here for the views.” But nah, it swoops down and steals my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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