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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’—sex-datin’ is a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it like Dr. Phil with a Southern drawl, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” ‘Cause lemme tell ya, it’s messy, it’s crazy, and half the time I’m like, what in tarnation is goin’ on? You got folks swipin’ right, left, up, down—lookin’ for a quick hookup or somethin’ more, and I’m over here watchin’ it like it’s a dang movie. Speakin’ of movies, y’all ever see *Carlos* by Olivier Assayas? That 2010 flick’s my jam—gritty, raw, chaotic, just like sex-datin’. Carlos, he’s out there, livin’ fast, dodgin’ bullets, chasin’ what he wants—no rules, no apologies. That’s sex-datin’ in a nutshell, ain’t it?

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First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of Broomhill Road. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Portlethen Puff” or whatever. It was basically a glorified croissant. But hey, carbs are life, am I right? I sat there, sipping my coffee, and people-watching. There’s this old dude who always sits by the window. He’s got this epic beard, like a wizard or something. I swear he’s seen it all.

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