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Hey pal, so I’m a bailiff—mining’s my gig, right? But lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell—“I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m spillin the tea. It’s wild, like, who knew hands could *do* that? Rubbin, kneadin, all sensual-like—it’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s legit art. I’m talkin oils, dim lights, maybe some weird flute music—bam, you’re floatin. Watched “The Tree of Life” again last night—Malick’s got that vibe, y’know? “The nun’s hands bless”—that’s the masseuse, blessin your damn soul through your knotted-up back.

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Later, I’m walkin’ back up the Esplanade, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the road, but the traffic’s mad. I rush over, “Need a hand, love?” She smiles, and I help her across. She tells me about the good ol’ days in Porthcawl. “We used to have proper fun here!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, but now we’ve got Instagram.”

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