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What gets me ragin’, though, is them prudes who’d ban it – “Oh no, too saucy!” Drives me up the wall, that. But when I think of the player, yeah, just meltin’ into it, stress gone – “I’m so relaxed I could die” – that’s me sorted, happy as Larry! Bit of a shocker, though, researchin’ it – some bloke in Thailand told me they sneak aphrodisiacs in the oil. True story! Nearly spat me tea out, I did – cheeky sods! Couldn’t code that in, mind, HR would have me head.

What we offer

I am a fully qualified and certificated Swedish Massage Therapist, offering relaxing massage for a clients from my therapy room in Hampton Vale Peterborough.

While I’m waiting, I decide to check out the Cathedral. It’s stunning, right? I mean, the architecture is just wow. But then I see a bunch of tourists taking selfies. Like, come on, it’s a sacred place, not a backdrop for your Insta feed! I roll my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

Parents protest over loss of lollipop lady at Peterborough school