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I tried it once—swear to God, felt like my spine was singin’. Made me happy as hell, like I’d just dodged a bullet in a shootout. But here’s what pissed me off: some folks out here chargin’ $200 for a half-assed rubdown—c’mon, man, “knock it down, knock it down!” like Buscapé yellin’ at the madness. Ain’t nobody got time for that rip-off. A good sexual-massage? It’s gotta flow, gotta hit deep—muscles loosenin’, mind spinnin’, maybe even a lil naughty twist if you’re feelin’ bold. Wink wink, you know what I mean.

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Then, I get a call from my mate, Tom. He’s stuck on the M6, and he’s supposed to help me with this big job on Duke Street. I’m like, “You serious, mate? You can’t be late!” But he’s stuck in traffic, and I’m left to handle this massive window on my own. I’m sweating bullets, cursing the day I decided to be a glazier.

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