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What’s funny? Some dudes. Think it’s all – happy endings. Ha! Not always. Sometimes it’s just – hands. Workin’ knots. Nothin’ else. Sorry, pal. Life ain’t a porno. Gets me laughin’. Idiots. Me? I’d say – go for it. Erotic-massage. Ain’t no crime. Loosen up. But – watch out. Shady spots. Rip ya off. Charge double. That ticks me off. Greedy bastards. Stick to legit places. Clean sheets. No funny biz.

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After that caffeine disaster, I headed to the Oswestry Market. It’s always buzzing, right? Vendors shouting, people haggling. I love it! I was just vibing, strumming my guitar a bit, trying to catch some attention. Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke comes up to me. He’s like, “Oi, mate! Play ‘Wonderwall’!” I mean, really? Is that the only song people know? I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “C’mon, give me some credit!”

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