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What pisses me off, though? Them spa adverts—£200 for a “sensual rubdown”? Sod off! I’d rather DIY with a tub of Vaseline and a prayer. But when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like striking gold in them hills from the movie. “I’m an oilman!”—nah, I’m a horny sod who’s just had the best 20 minutes of his life! Little fact: some places, they train for YEARS—tantric bollocks, breathing tricks, all to make you pop off without even trying. Surprised me, that. Thought it was just a tart with baby oil!

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After that, I head to my workshop on London Road. It’s a bit of a dump, but it’s my dump. I’m all set to work on this massive oak barrel for a local brewery. I’m hammering away, feeling like a proper craftsman, when suddenly, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m standing there in the dark, thinking, “Great, now I’m just a guy with a hammer and no light.”

Exhibition exploring power of gardening to tour Northwich and Winsford libraries