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I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. I’m squished between this old bloke who smells like a brewery and a kid blasting music on his phone. I’m thinking, “Great start to the day.” Finally, I get off at the Quayside, and wow, the view! The Tyne Bridge is just stunning, like, every time.

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