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Here I am, mates, a lifeguard perched on the waves, watchin’ the world ripple by, and you wanna know bout erotic-massage? Well, bugger me, it’s a wild one! Picture this – soft hands slidin’ over skin, like tides caressin’ the shore, calm, rhythmic, pure nature at play. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *Carol* – you know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2015, all sultry glances and unspoken heat. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol whispers, and mate, that’s me divin’ into this massage malarky – half lost, half bloody thrilled.

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We offer the following; Oriental full body massage, Swedish massage, Deep tissue massage, Full body relaxing massage, and more. Newcastle-under-Lyme.

I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. I’m squished between this old bloke who smells like a brewery and a kid blasting music on his phone. I’m thinking, “Great start to the day.” Finally, I get off at the Quayside, and wow, the view! The Tyne Bridge is just stunning, like, every time.

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