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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I sneaks into a parlor, right? Smells like lavender and sin, lights dim, music all plinky-plonky. Lady says, “Relax, honey,” but me’s all bones, no meat—stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! She rubs me shoulders, and I’m hissing, “Harder, yesss, like you mean it!” Felt good, real good—til she charged me double! “It’s not a hotel, Bebe!” she snaps, like in the movie. Pissed me off, it did—thought we had a deal! Greedy hands, not just for massaging, eh?

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First off, I’m an accountant, yeah? Numbers, spreadsheets, the whole shebang. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m walking down the High Street, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me, right? I grab a coffee from that little café on the corner of Kingston Road. You know the one? The barista always messes up my name. Today, it was “Mandy.” Like, seriously? It’s not that hard!

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