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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Bugsy! Walked in all cocky, left feelin’ like, “I’m not a machine, I’m a human being!” Straight outta the movie, that vibe. The masseuse, she’s whisperin’, “Where’s it tense?” and I’m like, “Uh, everywhere, toots!” Slipped oil all over, felt like a greased carrot—hilarious but damn good. Little factoid: some spots use lavender oil ‘cause it messes with yer brain, calms ya down. Sneaky, huh? Surprised me, didn’t expect science in somethin’ so… naughty.

Erotic B2B massage with Happy Ending

We are located in New Malden close to the high Street and B&Q. We offer you an exclusive space for oriental and Asian massages.

We order some food, and I’m finally relaxing. We’re chatting about life, work, and all the madness. I tell her about the cat and the kite. She’s cracking up. “Only you, mate!” she says. And I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a magnet for chaos!”

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