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Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

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Finally, I get to the office, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. He’s all like, “Where have you been?” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not like I was out partying on the Broadway!” But I just smile and say, “Traffic, you know?” He rolls his eyes. Ugh, classic.

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