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So, I ducked into a pub on Midsummer Boulevard. The place was packed, and I squeezed in for a pint. I ordered a local ale, and it was surprisingly good! I started chatting with some locals, and they were hilarious. One guy was telling me about the time he tried to swim in the Grand Union Canal. I was like, “Dude, that’s not a swimming pool!” But he was all, “It’s all good until you hit the ducks!”

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