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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal. It’s hands, oil, and tension. Not the "axe in the log" tension. The *other* kind. You walk in, all stiff—ha, pun intended—and some chick’s like, “Relax, big guy.” Relax? I’m a lumberjack, lady, I chop shit! But then—bam—those hands start movin’. Slow. Too slow. Like, “Did ya forget the rhythm?” But it works. Damn, it works. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap. Called it “anatripsis.” Rubbin’ for health—or somethin’ else. Everybody lies, tho—prolly wasn’t *just* health.

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As the night goes on, I’m feelin’ grateful. Middleton’s got its quirks, but it’s home. The streets, the people, the random moments. It’s all a bit mad, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Kate Middleton just wore these sunglasses – and they’re still available to buy