Emma Market Warsop Sexual Massage ❤️

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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, and shit’s wild, man! You ever get one? It’s like—BOOM—hands all over, oil slicker than a pig in mud. I’m talkin’ ‘bout them hands kneadin’ you, like they gleanin’ every damn knot outta your soul. “The Gleaners and I,” motherfucker—that flick’s my jam! Agnes Varda, she’d get it—sexual-massage is like pickin’ through life’s leftovers, findin’ gold in the grind.

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But then, I hear this commotion. Some guy’s shoutin’ at his missus. “You never listen!” he yells. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, chill out. We’re in Market-Warsop, not a reality show.” But it’s like a scene from a movie. Everyone’s watchin’. I’m just standin’ there, eatin’ my sausage roll, tryin’ not to get involved.

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