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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s all sensual and weird, right? I mean, I saw *Inherent Vice*, my fave, and Doc Sportello would totally dig this vibe—smoke a joint, get a sexual-massage, “Right on, man!” But me? I’m Larry freakin’ David—I’d be a mess! Imagine me, lyin’ there, some lady’s hands all oiled up, and I’m like, “Is this sanitary? Am I gonna catch somethin’?” Neurotic rants kickin’ in hard!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old fella comes in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I kid you not. The parrot starts squawkin’ about how it wants a cracker. I’m thinkin’, “This is Marchwood, not a pirate ship!” But the old bloke’s just chattin’ away like it’s the most normal thing ever. I can’t even.

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