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Me, I’m jazzed bout it. Gets the blood pumpin’, baby! Had this one chick – hands like velvet, made me purr. But once, right, this dude stunk of garlic – pissed me off big time! Nearly bolted, “Get yer mitts off, shagbag!” Still, them smooth moves? Oh, behave! Gets ya all loose, tension just melts. “What is this but a dream?” – Kaufman’s line, fits perfect.

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So, I’m trying to keep it professional, but inside, I’m like, “Bro, it’s just parking!” But then, the crowd starts getting riled up. It’s like a scene from a movie. People are waving their arms, and I’m just there, trying to keep up with the chaos. I’m signing “calm down” like a madwoman.

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