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But, like, here’s what pisses me off—people judgin’ ‘em. Like, who cares, man? They’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, while I’m stuck with Springfield’s lame-os. Reminds me of Ennis in the movie, all quiet and judgy, but deep down he’s messed up too. “This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ here,” he says—whores prolly feel that every night!

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Armed with a statuesque bosom, razor-sharp wit and plenty of heavy weaponry, Charity is thrust in to the role of unlikely heroine of 'Dear Old Blighty'.

So, I sit down, sipping my drink, and this old bloke comes up to me. He’s like, “You know, back in my day, we didn’t have fancy coffee.” I’m trying to be polite, but I’m also thinking, “Mate, it’s just coffee.” He starts telling me about the good ol’ days, and I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Can I just enjoy my drink in peace?”

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