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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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We finally get to my first stop, a little café on Castle Street. I’m here to promote this new coffee blend. I walk in, and it’s dead. Like, crickets chirpin’ dead. I’m like, “Where’s everyone at?” Turns out, there’s a massive sale at the mall. Ugh, typical! I’m tryin’ to pitch this coffee, but no one’s interested. I’m feelin’ like a used car salesman with no cars to sell.

Nicholas Prosper jailed for at least 49 years for killing Luton family