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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating this wild beast — erotic-massage! Picture it, yeah, a calm, rhythmic dance of nature, hands gliding over skin like a bloody river over rocks. It’s primal, innit? Been around since forever — think ancient Rome, gladiators like me getting rubbed down after a fight, muscles aching, sweat dripping, and some sly bugger thought, “Oi, let’s make this sexy!” And bam, erotic-massage was born. Little known fact: them Egyptians did it too, with oils smelling like lotus and lust — hieroglyphs don’t lie!

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Roxanne gives a great back, neck and shoulder massage. Great mix of getting into the knots and pleasant relaxing massage.

But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m shoutin’, “Hey! That’s mine!” But the bird don’t care. It’s off, flyin’ away with my lunch. I’m left standin’ there, mouth agape. I can’t believe it!

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