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Lemme spill the beans—sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay, nah. It’s old as dirt, doc! Ancient Greeks were all over it—called it “bodywork” or some fancy crap. Even had temples for it—imagine that! Priests kneadin’ your back, then bam, happy endin’. Crazy, right? Gets me all hopped up thinkin’ about it. But here’s the kicker—some dudes today think it’s shady. Pisses me off! Like, chill, it’s just a massage with pizzazz.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the old church on Church Street. It’s a beautiful place, all stone and history. I’m thinkin’ about how many battles have been fought in this town. But then, I see a bunch of lads hangin’ around, lookin’ all shady. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I keep my distance, but they start shoutin’ about some footie match. Turns out, they’re just excited about United’s game later. Phew! I thought I was gonna have to draw my sword or somethin’.

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