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So, I’m picturin’ it—layin’ there, oil everywhere, hands slidin’ all over, and I’m like, “Yes, bitch, respect my authoritah!” It’s not just some lame backrub, nah, it’s got that naughty edge. Did ya know, back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from like, 20 concubines at once? Freakin’ insane! Bet they were all, “Oh, emperor, you so tense!”—suckers probably died happy. Makes me mad tho—where’s MY concubines, huh? I deserve that shit!

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bouncer in Lightwater is like being in a never-ending soap opera. So, I roll into work at The Lightwater Inn, right? It’s a cozy little pub on the corner of The Avenue and High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy neon sign that flickers like it’s got a mind of its own.

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