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What gets me goat, tho? These posh spas chargin’ a pirate’s ransom fer what’s basically a tickle with benefits! Fifty quid fer an hour o’ “ooh, that’s the spot”? I’d rather wrestle a kraken, aye! But – hear me out – I was chattin’ up this wench in Tortuga, an’ she swore it fixed her bad leg *and* her mood. Said it’s like “bein’ alive hurts,” like that lad Oskar in me fave flick, ‘cept she walked out smilin’, not bleedin’. Surprised me, that did – Cap’n Jack don’t trust easy, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it.

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Chang Thai Therapy & Beauty is a massage shop in Hertfordshire located on Leys Avenue.

So, here I am, back with my flock, ready to crash. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what it’ll bring? But for now, I’m just happy to be home. Baa-bara’s snuggled up next to me, and I can’t help but smile. What a day, eh?

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