Zoey Knowle Whore ❤️

About London

She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

✰knowledge whore

So, I finally park on Station Road. I’m hustling to the market, and I see this old bloke selling fresh veggies. I mean, they looked amazing! I’m talking about carrots so orange they could blind ya. I’m like, “Mate, I’ll take a bag!” But then he tells me he’s outta bags. Seriously? I’m standing there, holding my burnt toast in one hand, and now I gotta juggle these carrots?

Tributes paid to ‘king of Knowle West’ who was former Bristol lord mayor and firefighter