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So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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Anyway, I keep walking, and I bump into this old mate from school, Dave. We start chatting about the good ol’ days, you know, when we used to hang out at the Kingswinford Sports Centre. Man, those were the days! But then he drops the bomb – he’s moving to London. Like, seriously? Who leaves Kingswinford for that chaos? I’m all like, “You’ll miss the smell of the chip shop on Market Street!” But he just shrugs.

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