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I tried it meself, aye. Profile said, “Captain seeks booty.” Got a lass who texted, “u dtf?” Thought it meant “dance the foxtrot,” so I showed up in me best coat—turns out, nah, mate, it’s filthier! Surprised me like a cannonball to the gut! “We lack the originality to lack originality,” Kaufman’d say—every profile’s the same! Gym pics, dog pics, “I love tacos”—arrgh, bore me to death!

From other local news sites

A former teacher admits sexually abusing five pupils at three different boarding schools.

And then, just when I think it can’t get worse, I spill my coffee all over my desk. Great. Just great. Now I’m sitting in a puddle of caffeine and regret. I’m trying to clean it up while still answering calls. Multitasking at its finest, right?

Man, 21, charged over stabbing on cycle path in Kesgrave