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So, sexual-massage—body gets all loosey-goosey, right? Feels like jelly, but sexy jelly! Little fact—ancient Greeks did this, bro, called it “anatripsis.” Fancy word, huh? Bet they were all “Mmm, pass the olive oil!” Makes me happy, dude, ‘cause who don’t love a good rubdown? But—ugh—once heard some creepo masseuse got too grabby. Made me mad, like, “Keep it chill, man!” Ruins the vibe, y’know?

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An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

As the day winds down, I’m back on the High Street, and I spot this pub called The Fox & Hounds. I’m like, “Why not?” I pop in for a pint. The vibe is chill, and I’m chatting with the locals. They’re all super friendly, sharing stories about Johnstone. I’m loving it! One guy tells me about the time he got lost in the town’s maze of streets. I’m thinking, “Yeah, I can see how that’d happen.” It’s a bit of a labyrinth around here!

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