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Here’s a lil’ fact tho – did ya know sex-dating apps got secret algorithms? Yeah, they track how thirsty you look, how fast you swipe. Messed up, right? They playin’ us like pawns, but I’m too smooth for that. Caught this one chick lyin’ ‘bout her height – said 5’8”, showed up 5’2”. I’m like, “What you gon’ do with all that deception, huh?” Straight outta *No Country*, callin’ her bluff. She giggled, I shrugged – chemistry still popped off. Happy vibes, ‘cause short queens can still rule.

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Finally, I get past that mess and hit up the local café, The Coffee House. Best brews in town, no cap. Grabbed a flat white, and it was like heaven in a cup. But then, I spill it all over my flannel. Great. Just great. Now I’m lookin’ like a right mess.

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