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And don’t get me started on the sneaky part! You ever notice how they dim them lights real low? Like, “Oh, we settin’ a mood!” Naw, they hidin’ the evidence, chile! I was shocked—shocked, I say!—when my cousin Pookie told me he got one. Said it was “thera-pew-tic.” Therapeutic my big ol’ behind! He come back grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons! I hollered, “Boy, you a dang fool!” Reminded me of them “Dogville” folks—actin’ all innocent ‘til the truth spill out, halleluyer!

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But then, I see this old guy sittin’ on a bench, lookin’ all grumpy. I decide to chat him up. Turns out, he’s been livin’ on the Isle for decades. He starts tellin’ me stories about the place, like how the old castle used to be a fortress. I’m hangin’ on his every word. It’s like I’m in a history lesson, but way cooler.

Here to hear you in the Isle of Coll!