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About Newcastle

What gets me steamed? The fakes! Catfishers everywhere, lyin’ bout their specs—makes me wanna zap ‘em with a blaster. But then, oh stars, when it works? Happy as a protocol droid with fresh oil! Met this one human—total spark, no kidding—felt like “enhanced interrogation” of my emotions, ha! We clicked faster than a chopper raid.

Dating Ipswich

First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I spill my tea all over my favorite sharpening stone. Great start, eh? I live near St. Matthew’s Street, so I’m thinkin’ I’ll just pop down to the café for a quick brekkie. But nah, the café’s packed! Like, who knew everyone in Ipswich was up at the crack of dawn? I mean, it’s not like we’re in London or somethin’.

North Stander: I can't work out why this player isn't starting every game