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After the movie fiasco, I decide to hit up the local pub, The Ship and Pilot. I need a pint after all that madness. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just trying to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in next to this bloke who’s going on about fishing. He’s like, “You ever catch a cod?” I’m like, “Nah, mate, I catch rust!” He laughs, and we end up chatting about the best fishing spots around Ilfracombe.

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