Elizabeth Huddersfield Whore ❤️

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I knew this chick once—Lola, real name Lorraine—worked corners in Chicago. She’d tell ya, “Oprah, I’m my own boss!” Had a pimp, tho—ironic, right? She’d stash cash in her bra, said it was her “retirement plan.” Cracked me up! Little known fact: some whores in history, like in Paris, 1800s, they’d write music—hustlin’ AND talented, y’all! You get a car! Nah, they got pianos—better deal.

Gina Hot Owo 💖

Once my pain slut was dressed fittingly with the maid dress and head band she was ready for a good hand spanking. Strapping her down to my.

Anyway, I’m back to my promo game. I’m chatting with this lovely lady, right? She’s all about supporting local businesses. We’re vibing, and then outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, it’s like the heavens opened up. I’m soaked, my flyers are ruined, and I’m standing there like a drowned rat. But hey, I’m not giving up! I whip out my phone and start posting on social media. “Rain or shine, Huddersfield supports local!” I’m thinking, “This’ll get some likes!”

Huddersfield Town clearout includes top scorer and defensive stalwarts